What Punctuation Am I?

I feel like I am a comma because even when bad things happen to me, I am able to move on from them and continue looking on the bright side, just like a comma moves on to another part of the sentence. The comma also is able to see both sides of the story and never leaves out any part of it. For example, “I like dogs, but I also like cats”. If the comma was never a part of that sentence, the sentence wouldn’t have included the other side of the story, which in this case is liking cats as well as dogs. The comma is calm, unlike exclamation marks who are excited, question marks who are always asking questions, and parentheses who are always whispering. Man those parentheses get on my nerves. Anyway, those are the reasons why I am a comma.